mom: why are you laughing alone in your room

fat-and-naked:

I can’t stand that the best thing that I can be is “attractive”.

(p.s. I am commenting on how little value is placed on my deeds, accomplishments, and/or my intellect due to the fact that I am female. For example, someone I haven’t heard from in years commented on a Facebook photo of me that I…

friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you
When people say I look like I’ve lost weight:

sixtyforty:

1) It isn’t true.

2) This is not a compliment, it’s a backhanded way of saying you look better just because I think you’ve gotten skinnier and if you got fatter you would look worse.

3) Die.

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i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

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thesherlockedwriterof221b:

t334:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

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petrichorandrose:

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yunisverse:

jellybabiestomanual:

skystrider13:

notevenwinded:

whenimdowney:

JESUS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.

GET BACK ONTO MY BLOG

IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK.

Sweet Jesus.

OMG I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS, IT IS JUST TO AWESOME!!!!

holy shit.

Someone send help.
I can’t
Do anything

Anymore

LET THE FEAST BEGIN!

LET THE FEAST BEGIN!

I showed my mom my new Thor poster.

jukeboxmuffin:

Her: I don’t like this picture.

Me: Why?

Her: It has the bad guy in it.

Me: His name is Loki. Tom Hiddleston plays him.

Her: I don’t like him. I like Thor.

Me: